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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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