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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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