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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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