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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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