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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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