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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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