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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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