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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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