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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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