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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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