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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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