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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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