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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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