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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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