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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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