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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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