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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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