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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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