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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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