Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.