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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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