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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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