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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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