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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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