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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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