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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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