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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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