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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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