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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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