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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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