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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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