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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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