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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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