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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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