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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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