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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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