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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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