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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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