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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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