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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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