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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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