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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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