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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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