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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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