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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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