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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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