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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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