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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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