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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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