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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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