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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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