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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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