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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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