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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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