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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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