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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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