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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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