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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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