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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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