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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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