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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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