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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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