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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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