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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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