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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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