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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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